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[06 Jun 2007|02:18am]
Can't believe people are still usin' this.

Hm. I just read all my old entries. It was like a real live journal. Good stuff.
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[04 Mar 2005|01:47am]
Meth lab found in Java Bar basement

Sheriff?s deputies arrest Panama City man on multiple drug charges

By Paul L. Mikolajczyk

News Herald Writer 747-5089 / pmikolajczyk@pcnh.com

PANAMA CITY

Narcotics officers uncovered a large stash of methamphetamine at a popular downtown Panama City coffee shop late Wednesday evening.

Investigators with the Bay County Sheriff?s Office Methamphetamine Drug Unit found more than 3 gallons of meth oil hidden in the basement of the Java Bar coffee shop at 233 Harrison Ave., Sheriff?s Office spokeswoman Ruth Sasser said.

The bust resulted in the arrest of Jeffrey Alan Frye, 32, of 1047 Lapaloma Terrace, on multiple meth-related charges, including trafficking methamphetamine.

Investigators searched the establishment based on information from recent narcotics arrests, Sasser said. Once inside the business, police found the components for a meth lab and a 5-gallon bucket containing the meth oil, she said.

Sasser said police are not aware of meth trafficking inside the coffee shop, but an investigation into the meth lab continues.

Sasser said she is not aware if the discovery of the meth lab will result in the business shutting down.
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[18 Nov 2004|01:14am]
wtf i'm not in jail.
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[21 Oct 2004|04:07am]
wtf
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my first piece of vector art [13 Oct 2004|06:07pm]
it had to be a political ad:

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[29 Sep 2004|10:14pm]
i captured this roach under a water bottle cap the other day, then forgot about it.

this is what happened. )
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[15 Sep 2004|08:53am]
streaming Ivan-cam
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[26 Aug 2004|08:26am]
us on something other than MTV and Girls Gone Wild
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[28 Jul 2004|03:51am]
ahaha, michael moore on the o'reilly factor is so awesome.

michael moore argues like a 15 year old losing an argument.

i hope this is online soon.

and wtf is with him (among other democrats) calling our military "kids"? aren't these the same people that believe in abortions without parent consent and clear cut legal freedom? is it true that to join our military you have to be 18, (happens to be the age of legal adulthood) and sign yourself up?

michael moore looks like a frog at the end of the interview.
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[20 Jul 2004|05:40am]
distrbnce: i had a crazy experience tonight
amanda: What happened?
distrbnce: okay
distrbnce: i'm gonna tell you the story, then post it in livejournal
amanda: *nodnod*
distrbnce: so i don't have to type it twice
amanda: I didn't know you had a livejournal O_O
distrbnce: okay
distrbnce: start at the beginning
distrbnce: i went to school.
distrbnce: it was nice
distrbnce: just lecturing, which this guy does well.
distrbnce: went through the Renaissance tonight
amanda: was it Baldwin?
distrbnce: the roman culture is the history of man.
distrbnce: and it's good to see something like that make it through the dark ages. i'm so pissed at the roman catholic church. -.-
distrbnce: we could be pimpin' on mars right now.
amanda: *laughs* ahh that we could ^^
distrbnce: the steam engine had even been invented in rome.
distrbnce: that's like a straight jump to the 1800s.
amanda: *nodnod* That is is
amanda: it*
distrbnce: and it's completely insane to me... that people can still believe so strongly in religion
distrbnce: we laugh at all the myths they had back then... but christianity was one of them!
distrbnce: people were making up shit all the time
amanda: *nods*
amanda: *waiting*
distrbnce: and wtf @ believing the bible?
distrbnce: it's a part vulgate, the catholic bible, WHICH was just some shit that these 12 dudes picked out of everything in the world they could find about christ
distrbnce: it was just some people writing mythy stuff
distrbnce: the council of nicea were the 12 guys
distrbnce: paid for by king constantine.
distrbnce: who, while worried about an upcoming battle, "prayed" for a sign of a true god, and offered his life to that god if he was blessed. and the story is, he saw a burning cross in the sky.
distrbnce: he knew that was christianity, so he signed up.
amanda: *nodnod*
distrbnce: and there were thousands of stories about jesus
distrbnce: they picked out the few in the bible.
distrbnce: the stuff they thought sounded good
distrbnce: and it was a relatively easy religion to be a part of.
distrbnce: then the catholics went crazy
distrbnce: killin' jews and crap.
amanda: *Nods* Damn crazy Catholics XD
distrbnce: so
distrbnce: we got to the happier stuff
distrbnce: the rejection of the church
distrbnce: which controled them through the middle ages
distrbnce: after class
distrbnce: i went to sonic
distrbnce: then denise called me
distrbnce: so i drove back out there to hang out
amanda: Denise?
amanda: *confused Mandi*
distrbnce: my friend
amanda: well I'd assume so
distrbnce: so we hung out for a while
amanda:
distrbnce: then
distrbnce: this part sucks
distrbnce: so the story does too
distrbnce: i went to get trey
distrbnce: off work
distrbnce: he works at a gas station
distrbnce: so i was gettin' some gas
distrbnce: and these chicks drove up
distrbnce: and
amanda: *waits*
distrbnce: man
distrbnce: this story's too long
distrbnce: i'm done
amanda: no no no..you so can't leave me hanging ><
distrbnce: we hung out with these chicks
distrbnce: and they got so damn high
distrbnce: like
distrbnce: this is shit you'd see on HBO
amanda: What do you mean?
distrbnce: i have no idea what we were listening to
distrbnce: but it was something everybody but me knew the words too.
distrbnce: and it sucked.
distrbnce: but they were into it
distrbnce: this girl
distrbnce: omg
distrbnce: was like "WHAT!!!~~! WHAT!!!???! WHAT!@!"
distrbnce: in various tones, and tempos.
distrbnce: but
distrbnce: i started to leave
distrbnce: then they did
distrbnce: so we were goin' out at the same time
distrbnce: and this super high chick walks to her passenger side and opens the door
distrbnce: and sits down
distrbnce: and starts vomiting
amanda: lovely image -.-;
distrbnce: and this other one comes to talk to me
distrbnce: and the one over there's vomiting and apologizing
distrbnce: then the chick talking to me walks over to her
distrbnce: and she's laughing
distrbnce: and can seriously barely walk
distrbnce: she falls on the ground by her friend who's hanging out the door.
distrbnce: in the vomit
distrbnce: but she doesn't know.
distrbnce: i was stuck, leaning against my car
distrbnce: i couldn't stop looking, 'cause it was bad.
distrbnce: i've never seen someone that happy with life.
distrbnce: i don't know what they smoke up there, but this stuff blew off their head.
distrbnce: i really can't explain it.
distrbnce: then the one in the car opened her mouth, and this slightly curved dark-peach tube shot out to the ground.
distrbnce: the sound was... spectacular.
amanda: O_O;
distrbnce: and they were about to drive off
distrbnce: i can't imagine they're still alive
distrbnce: they told me to call them, but that sounds like a really lame idea.
distrbnce: i bet a cop would pick up, and want to investigate me.
distrbnce: 'cause they're dead
amanda: You meet some of the most interesting people..
distrbnce: it's rough.
distrbnce: and
distrbnce: i was really high too
distrbnce: so...
distrbnce: i kinda fell in love with the road.
amanda: ...in love with the road?
distrbnce: and how awesome it is to drive this big machine around town.
amanda: ah
distrbnce: being trusted to do something like that.
distrbnce: and...
distrbnce: it's fun to look at the road as just one slab of pavement
distrbnce: i'm talking about a 5 lane road
distrbnce: it's cool that we can have one of those all to ourselves down ehre
distrbnce: 98 is fun
distrbnce: and the lines along the road
distrbnce: split it up
amanda: *nods*
distrbnce: -huff-
distrbnce: -lays his head in your lap-
amanda: *pets*
distrbnce: am i crazy?
amanda: No..just stoned..
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[10 Jul 2004|10:21am]
The combined Net Worth of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney

$65 Million



The combined Net Worth of John Kerry and John Edwards

$1.07 Billion

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A speech by Democratic Senator Zell Miller at the rollout of "Democrats for Bush" [25 Mar 2004|02:30pm]
A way out for my lefty friends embarrassed by the direction of their party.


I am honored to stand squarely with President George W. Bush as he leads America at this defining moment in our history. The road that brought me here today is paved with a lot of frustration, but also a lot of hope.



I was born a Democrat and I expect I’ll be a Democrat until the day I leave this earth. But I have grown mighty frustrated with the direction my party has taken over the last few years. National Democratic leaders today are moving further and further away from the principles that made our party great.



On tax cuts, on education reform, on adding a prescription drug benefit to Medicare, and most importantly on the war against terror – some national Democratic leaders are so eager to defeat George Bush that they don’t realize he’s acting on the ideals we have supported for years: promoting prosperity and equal opportunity; giving help to Americans who need it most; defending America’s security and promoting freedom.



Frankly I’ve had it up to here with the politicians who claim to represent my party but really represent nothing but special interest groups and their own partisan agendas.



I’d like people to know that all Democrats are not like the people they see squawking on their TV attacking the President. There are a lot of good, honorable Democrats all across America – even some here in Washington, DC – who are doing the work that made this party great – fighting for opportunity and freedom for all men and women, here in America and around the world.



Luckily, Democrats like me have a courageous and honorable leader that we’re proud to support. It just so happens that he has a little (R) next to his name.



President George W. Bush is the leader America has needed over the last three years – and he is the leader America needs for the next four years.



President Bush has led America in a time of recession, terrorism, and war. But through it all he has never forgotten his charge to protect our nation’s security and promote opportunity for every American. He is guided by the right principles – aided by his strong faith – and I know that my family and the people of my state are more secure with George W. Bush in the White House.



I have also known John Kerry for several years and I’ve considered him a friend. He served our country honorably in Vietnam, and he has served our party admirably through much of his tenure in the Senate.



But after listening to Senator Kerry over the last year or two – after hearing the agenda he’s laid out for our country – I cannot support him in his race for the presidency. There are too many issues about which John Kerry and I disagree. And there are too few similarities between John Kerry and the great Democratic leaders I’ve known.



Consider one of our greatest Democratic Presidents: John Fitzgerald Kennedy.




Back in 1963 President Kennedy proposed a 13.6 billion dollar tax cut. At the time, it would have been the largest tax cut in history.



Part of President Kennedy’s plan was to cut the top tax rate by 26 percentage points – and our party stood
with him.



A few years ago, President Bush proposed cutting the top tax rate by 6 percentage points, and a lot of Democrats howled with outrage.



President Kennedy also proposed cutting the lowest tax rate to 14 percent. President Bush went even further and asked us to cut that bottom rate to 10 percent, so that the people who are working hard to make ends meet have a little more breathing room at the end of the month.



All told, President Kennedy’s proposed tax cuts equaled more than 2 percent of the national economy. President Bush’s proposed tax cuts – the tax cuts that some Democrats said would gut the federal government – they represented 1.2 percent of the economy.



John F. Kerry may have the same initials as John F. Kennedy, but he has a far different view of what the government should do to help families prosper.



Senator Kerry doesn’t make any secret of the fact that he wants to bring more money into Washington so that he can decide how to spend it.



In his first one hundred days in office, John Kerry’s massive health care plan would force him to raise taxes by as much as $900 billion. And the only way he’s going to get that kind of money is if he reaches into the wallet of every man and woman in America.



His spending and tax plan would stifle our economy and stall our recovery.



I was proud to co-sponsor President Bush’s tax relief plan in the Senate. That bill ultimately sent $1.3 trillion back to the hard-working men and women who earned it.



That tax relief has been flowing through the economy. People have been using it to pay the bills or get the kids some new clothes or start a little savings plan for themselves. Small businesses are investing in new equipment and expanding their operations. As a result, this economy is on the upswing.



We’ve had nine consecutive quarters of economic growth. And in the second half of last year the economy grew at its fastest rate in nearly 20 years.



Jobs are coming back, too. More than 350,000 jobs were created in the last six months, and more are on the way.



These are good signs, and I don’t want John Kerry to roar into the White House raising taxes and rolling back the progress the American people have made.



John Kerry is also out of step with our party’s greatest leaders on foreign policy.



I remember when most Democrats were in favor of projecting America’s power abroad, because we believed that America was a great force for good over evil.



President Harry S. Truman recognized early on that Communism was a source of evil and a danger to our way of life – and he acted forcefully to meet the threat.



In 1946, even before the Soviet threat was clearly evident, President Truman forced a showdown with Stalin that pushed the Red Army out of occupied positions in Iran.



In 1947, when Communist insurgents threatened to overthrow the government of Greece, Truman rallied America and the world, announcing the new Truman Doctrine. He committed $400 million to protect ‘free peoples’ from ‘totalitarian regimes.’



From 1948 to 1949 President Truman stood down the Soviet blockade of West Berlin – not by appeasement, but by flying in supplies and saving the city from Soviet encroachment. Thanks to his actions, West Berlin became a beacon of hope and liberty for people in the Eastern Bloc who were yearning for freedom.



And in 1950 President Truman committed U.S. troops to defend South Korea and drive the North Koreans back across the 38th parallel. While Harry Truman was on the watch, free people everywhere knew they had a friend in the United States of America.



For decades, the Democratic Party maintained peace through strength. We worked with Republicans to ensure that freedom and democracy would not falter in the face of any threat.



These days it seems like some people in my party are motivated more by partisan politics than by national interest.



John Kerry has the wrong idea about how our country should respond to the threat of terrorism. He says the war on terror should be mainly a law enforcement action.



Now I know that an army of lawyers can be scary sometimes, but it does not compare to the Army of the United States – not to mention the Marine Corps, the Navy, the Air Force, the Coast Guard, and all of our reservists and National Guardsmen who are fighting under the flag of the United States of America.



But you don’t have to take my word for it. I’m an old history professor and I know that when history teaches you a
lesson, you ought to listen.



We tried John Kerry’s approach to fighting terror over the last decade.



I was disgusted when our government did nothing after terrorists bombed the World Trade Center in 1993.




I was amazed in 1996 when 19 U.S. servicemen were killed in the bombing of the Khobar Towers in Saudi Arabia – and still, we did nothing.



In 1998 our embassies in Kenya and Tanzania came under attack, killing 224 people, and our only response was to fire a few missiles into an empty tent.

Is it any wonder that after a decade of weak-willed responses to terror, the terrorists thought we would never fight back?



I hate that it took the awful tragedy of September 11, 2001, to wake us up to reality. But I’m sure glad we did wake up. And I’m grateful that George W. Bush was leading America exactly when we needed a steel spine and a clear head in the White House.



President Bush immediately took the fight to the terrorists – clearing out their base of operations in Afghanistan and toppling one of their biggest fans in Iraq. It’s funny: The terrorists certainly realize that our efforts in Iraq are a major part of the war on terror, but some Democrats still don’t get it.



John Kerry has said that the United States should have waited for United Nations diplomats to decide when we could take action in Iraq, rather than standing up for our own right to protect our security and promote democracy.



But I can’t imagine the great Democratic Party leaders of past generations waiting with their hands in their pockets while a bunch of dithering diplomats decided the future of the world.




Remember it was President John F. Kennedy who told the world: ‘We shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty.’



I think John Kerry made the right decision when he voted to authorize the war in Iraq.
But then he went out on the campaign trail and started spending too much time with Howard Dean. And he came back to Washington and voted against the $87 billion the troops need for protective armor, combat pay, and better health care. That’s the worst kind of indecisiveness, and the wrong leadership at this critical moment in history.



Today, because George W. Bush took decisive action in Iraq and Afghanistan, liberty is thriving as never before. Fifty million more people are living in freedom, including 25 million women and girls who can leave their homes, go to school and to work, and participate in the political process. That is a legacy of promoting liberty that all Americans can be proud of.



Throughout his presidency, George W. Bush has acted with integrity and a clear sense of purpose. He goes to work everyday thinking about what he can do to keep Americans safe and lay the foundation for prosperity all across our country. And he’s willing to work with anyone who will help him do it.



I’ve been proud to work with President Bush because he shares the same beliefs that support the foundation of my career in public service – and the same ideals that the greatest leaders of my party have held for decades.



I’ve got an old mantra that I pull out now and then: ‘It’s not whose team you’re on, it’s whose side you’re on.’



In this election, I’m on George Bush’s side because he’s on the side of the American people. I’m grateful for his service to America, and I’m confident that he’ll be re-elected in November.



May God bless our President, and may God bless America.

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Ad Watch - John Kerry For President [17 Mar 2004|03:51pm]
"Misleading
America"


30 Seconds

Rhetoric




NARRATOR: "Once again, George Bush is misleading America. John
Kerry has never called for a $900 billion dollar tax increase."


CHYRON: "Bush Campaign Shows First Attack Ad
Against Kerry" [Reuters, 3/11/04]; "Bush Unveils
Negative Ads Vs. Kerry" [Associated Press, 3/11/04];
On Screen: "Kerry has never called for a $900 billion tax increase"
[Associated Press, 3/11/04]


The Facts




Kerry Rhetoric Does Not Match Reality: Kerry Will Raise Taxes By $900 Billion


Kerry Promises First 100 Days Proposal To Congress Will
Be Health Care Plan.
"John Kerry's first major proposal to Congress
will be a realistic plan that stops spiraling healthcare costs, covers every
child in America, and makes it possible for every American to get the same health
care as any Member of Congress." (John Kerry's "100
Days To Change America," www.johnkerry.com/issues/100days/index.html#plan)


Kerry Promises: "In My First Hundred Days In The
White House, I Will Roll Back George Bush's Tax Cut For The Wealthiest So That
We Can Invest In Education And Health Care."
(John
Kerry, "Kick Off New Year By Making Right Choice For President," The
Union Leader [Manchester NH], 1/1/04)


Kerry's Health Care Plan Would Cost Federal Government
$895 Billion Over 10 Years And Still Would Not Cover All Currently Uninsured
Individuals.
According to Kenneth Thorpe, a health care economics professor
at Emory University and former Clinton administration official: "Federal
costs under the Kerry plans would be $895 billion over ten years to extend insurance
to 26.7 million uninsured [of 43.6 million total uninsured]. This includes approximately
$230 billion in federal spending for the reinsurance pool that targets those
with health insurance and $665 billion for programs targeting the uninsured."
(Kenneth E. Thorpe, "An Overview And Analysis Of The Democratic
Presidential Candidates' Health Care Reform Proposals," 9/7/03; "Health
Insurance Coverage In The United States: 2002," U.S. Census Bureau, 9/03)


Kerry Accepts Thorpe's $900 Billion Estimate When Asked.
KERRY: "[I]f you look at $75 billion a year, the president has just passed
a tax cut, 54 percent of which went to 1 percent of Americans, which was about
$352 billion. ... That's the choice of this race." PBS' MARGARET WARNER:
"But your plan totaled, as scored by an independent authority, $900 billion
over ten years." KERRY: "Yes." (PBS' "The
NewsHour With Jim Lehrer," 7/2/03)


Despite His Rhetoric, Kerry CANNOT Pay For His Health
Care Proposal By Only Raising Taxes On People Making More Than $200,000.

If Kerry repealed the Bush tax cuts solely for those making $200,000 or more,
it would only result in $250 billion over 10 years. ("Kerry:
'Worst Jobs Record' Since Hoover," The Washington Post, 7/11/03; David
Wessel, Op-Ed, "View From The Right: Tax Increases Ahead," The Wall
Street Journal, 2/19/04)







Rhetoric




NARRATOR: "He wants to cut taxes for the middle class."


The Facts




Kerry Has Long Record Of Supporting Tax Increases On Middle Class, And Has
Voted At Least 350 Times For Higher Taxes


In 1995, Kerry Voted For Resolution That Said Middle
Class Tax Cuts Were Not Wise.
Kerry voted for a resolution stating,
"a middle-class tax cut would undermine and be inconsistent with the goal
of achieving a balanced budget." (H.J. Res. 1, CQ Vote #67:
Motion Agreed To 66-32: R 49-3; D 17-29, 2/14/95, Kerry Voted Nay)


Kerry Voted Against 2001 And 2003 Tax Cuts.
(H. Con. Res. 83, CQ Vote #86: Adopted 65-35: R 50-0; D 15-35,
4/6/01, Kerry Voted Nay; H. Con. Res. 83, CQ Vote #98: Adopted 53-47: R 48-2;
D 5-45, 5/10/01, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 1836, CQ Vote #165: Passed 62-38: R 50-0;
D 12-38, 5/23/01, Kerry Voted Nay; S. Con. Res. 23, CQ Vote #108: Adopted 56-44:
R 50-1; D 6-42; I 0-1, 3/26/03, Kerry Voted Nay; H. Con. Res. 95, CQ Vote #134:
Adopted 51-50: R 49-2; D 1-47; I 0-1, With Vice President Cheney Casting A "Yea"
Vote, 4/11/03, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 2, CQ Vote #179: Passed 51-49: R 48-3;
D 3-45; I 0-1, 5/15/03, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 2, CQ Vote #196: Adopted 51-50:
R 48-3; D 2-46; I 0-1, With Vice President Cheney Casting A "Yea"
Vote, 5/23/03, Kerry Voted Nay)


Kerry Voted Twice For Largest Tax Increase In U.S. History.
(H.R. 2264, CQ Vote #190: Passed 50-49: R 0-43; D 49-6, With
Vice President Al Gore Casting The Tie-Breaking Vote, 6/25/93, Kerry Voted Yea;
H.R. 2264, CQ Vote #247: Adopted 51-50: R 0-44; D 50-6, With Vice President
Al Gore Casting The Tie-Breaking Vote, 8/6/93, Kerry Voted Yea)


Kerry Voted Against Marriage Penalty Relief At Least
20 Times.
(S. Con. Res. 13, CQ Vote # 178: Rejected
31-69: R 31-23; D 0-46, 5/23/95, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 2491, CQ Vote #556: Passed
52-47: R 52-1; D 0-46, 10/28/95, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 2491, CQ Vote #584: Motion
Agreed To 52-47: R 52-1; D 0-46, 11/18/95, Kerry Voted Nay; S. 1415, CQ Vote
#154: Rejected 48-50: R 5-49; D 43-1, 6/10/98, Kerry Voted Yea; S. 2312, CQ
Vote #242: Motion Rejected 48-51: R 4-50; D 44-1, 7/29/98, Kerry Voted Yea;
S. 1429, CQ Vote #230: Rejected 46-54: R 45-9; D 0-45; I 1-0, 7/29/99, Kerry
Voted Nay; S. 1429 CQ Vote #247: Passed 57-43: R 52-2; D 4-41; I 1-0, 7/30/99,
Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 2488, CQ Vote #261: Adopted 50-49: R 49-4; D 0-45; I 1-0,
8/5/99, Kerry Voted Nay; S. Con. Res. 101, CQ Vote #68: Rejected 44-56: R 5-50;
D 39-6, 4/7/00, Kerry Voted Yea; H. Con. Res. 290, CQ Vote #79: Adopted 51-45:
R 51-2; D 0-43, 4/7/00, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 6, CQ Vote #82: Rejected 53-45:
R 53-1; D 0-44, 4/13/00, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 6, CQ Vote #83: Rejected 53-45:
R 53-1; D 0-44, 4/13/00, Kerry Voted Nay; H. Con. Res. 290, CQ Vote #85: Adopted
50-48: R 50-4; D 0-44, 4/13/00, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R.4810, CQ Vote #213: Rejected
20-79: R 1-53; D 19-26, 7/18/00, Kerry Voted Yea; H.R. 4810, CQ Vote #214: Adopted
54-45: R 54-0; D 0-45, 7/18/00, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 4810, CQ Vote #215: Passed
61-38: R 53-1; D 8-37, 7/18/00, Kerry Voted Nay; H. Con. Res. 83, CQ Vote #79:
Adopted 50-50: R 49-1; D 1-49, With Vice President Cheney Casting A "Yea"
Vote, 4/5/01, Kerry Voted Nay; H. Con. Res. 83, CQ Vote #86: Adopted 65-35:
R 50-0; D 15-35, 4/6/01, Kerry Voted Nay; H. Con. Res. 83, CQ Vote #98: Adopted
53-47: R 48-2; D 5-45, 5/10/01, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 1836, CQ Vote #165: Passed
62-38: R 50-0; D 12-38, 5/23/01, Kerry Voted Nay)


Kerry Voted Against Expanding Child Tax Credit At Least
15 Times.
(S. Con. Res. 23, CQ Vote #108: Adopted 56-44:
R 50-1; D 6-42; I 0-1, 3/26/03, Kerry Voted Nay; H. Con. Res. 95, CQ Vote #134:
Adopted 51-50: R 49-2; D 1-47; D 0-1, With Vice President Cheney Casting A "Yea"
Vote, 4/11/03, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 2, CQ Vote #196: Adopted 51-50: R 48-3;
D 2-46; I 0-1, With Vice President Cheney Casting A "Yea" Vote, 5/23/03,
Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 2, CQ Vote #179: Passed 51-49: R 48-3; D 3-45; I 0-1,
5/15/03, Kerry Voted Nay; S. Con. Res. 23, CQ Vote #106: Rejected 48-52: R 47-4;
D 1-47; I 0-1, 3/26/03, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 1836, CQ Vote #165: Passed 62-38:
R 50-0; D 12-38, 5/23/01, Kerry Voted Nay; H. Con. Res. 83, CQ Vote #86: Adopted
65-35: R 50-0; D 15-35, 4/6/01, Kerry Voted Nay; H. Con. Res. 83, CQ Vote #98:
Adopted 53-47: R 48-2; D 5-45, 5/10/01, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 2014, CQ Vote
#160: Passed 80-18: R 51-4; D 29-14, 6/27/97, Kerry Voted Nay; S. Con. Res.
57, CQ Vote #151: Motion Agreed To 57-43: R 50-3; D 7-40, 5/23/96, Kerry Voted
Nay; H. Con Res. 178, CQ Vote #159: Adopted 53-46: R 53-0; D 0-46, 6/13/96,
Kerry Voted Nay; S. Con. Res. 13, CQ Vote #178, Rejected 31-69: R 31-23; D 0-46,
5/23/95, Kerry Voted Nay; H. Con. Res. 67, CQ Vote #296: Adopted 54-46: R 54-0;
D 0-46, 6/29/95, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 2491, CQ Vote #556: Passed 52-47: R 52-1;
D 0-46, 10/28/95, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 2491, CQ Vote #584: Motion Agreed To
52-47: R 52-1; D 0-46, 11/18/95, Kerry Voted Nay)


Kerry Voted At Least Dozen Times Against Full Repeal
Of Death Tax.
(S. 1357, CQ Vote #546: Motion Agreed
To 72-27: R 52-1; D 20-26, 10/27/95, Kerry Voted Nay; S. 1429, CQ Vote #230:
Rejected 46-54: R 45-9; D 0-45; I 1-0. 7/29/99, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 2488,
CQ Vote #261: Adopted 50-49: R 49-4; D 0-45; I 1-0, 8/5/99, Kerry Voted Nay;
H.R. 8, CQ Vote #196: Motion Agreed To 53-45: R 52-2; D 1-43, 7/14/00, Kerry
Voted Nay; H.R. 8, CQ Vote #197: Passed 59-39: R 50-4; D 9-35, 7/14/00, Kerry
Voted Nay; H. Con. Res. 83, CQ Vote #86: Adopted 65-35: R 50-0; D 15-35, 4/6/01,
Kerry Voted Nay; H. Con. Res. 83, CQ Vote #98: Adopted 53-47: R 48-2; D 5-45,
5/10/01, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 1836, CQ Vote #158: Rejected 42-57: R 2-48; D
40-9, 5/22/01, Kerry Voted Yea; H.R. 1836, CQ Vote #165: Passed 62-38: R 50-0;
D 12-38, 5/23/01, Kerry Voted Nay; S.1731, CQ Vote #28: Adopted 56-42: R 45-2;
D 11-39; I 0-1, 2/13/02, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R. 1836, CQ Vote #151: Rejected
42-57: R 0-50; D 42-7, 5/22/01, Kerry Voted Yea; S. Con. Res. 23, CQ Vote #62:
Adopted 51-48: R 47-4; D 4-43; I 0-1, 3/20/03, Kerry Voted Nay)


Kerry Even Voted For Higher Taxes On Senior Citizens'
Social Security Benefits At Least Eight Times:




  • Twice
    For Clinton Tax Hike On Social Security Benefits.
    (H.R.
    2264, CQ Vote #190: Passed 50-49: R 0-43; D 49-6, With Vice President Al Gore
    Casting The Tie-Breaking Vote, 6/25/93, Kerry Voted Yea; H.R. 2264, CQ Vote
    #247: Adopted 51-50: R 0-44; D 50-6, With Vice President Al Gore Casting The
    Tie-Breaking Vote, 8/6/93, Kerry Voted Yea)



  • Three
    Times To Keep Social Security Benefits Tax Hike In Clinton Plan.

    (S. Con. Res. 18, CQ Vote #57: Motion Agreed To 52-47: R 0-43;
    D 52-4, 3/24/93, Kerry Voted Yea; S. Con. Res. 18, CQ Vote #59: Motion Agreed
    To 55-44: R 0-43; D 55-1, 3/24/93, Kerry Voted Yea; S. 1134, CQ Vote #169:
    Motion Agreed To 51-46: R 1-41; D 50-5, 6/24/93, Kerry Voted Yea)



  • Three
    Times Against Repealing 1993 Increase.
    (S.
    Con. Res. 57, CQ Vote #142: Adopted 50-48: R 49-4; D 1-44, 5/22/96, Kerry
    Voted Nay; H.R. 8, CQ Vote #188: Adopted 58-41: R 54-1; D 4-40, 7/13/00, Kerry
    Voted Nay; S. Con. Res. 23, CQ Vote #94: Rejected 48-51: R 48-3; D 0-47; I
    0-1, 3/25/03, Kerry Voted Nay)





Rhetoric




NARRATOR: "Doesn't America deserve more from its president
than misleading negative ads?"


The Facts




Kerry's Been Running Negative Ads Attacking Bush for Months


Associated Press: Kerry Has Already Run AT LEAST Dozen
Ads Attacking President Bush.
"Kerry has run at least a dozen
TV ads assailing Bush or his policies." (Liz Sidoti, "Republicans,
Democrats Turn To Web Videos," The Associated Press, 2/16/04)







Rhetoric




NARRATOR: "John Kerry will crack down on the export of American
jobs...


The Facts




Economy Gains Steam; Jobs Being Created


364,000 Jobs Have Been Created Since September 2003.
(U.S. Department Of Labor Bureau Of Labor Statistics Website,
"National Employment, Hours And Earnings," www.bls.gov, Accessed 3/5/04)


American Jobs Are Being Created Through Foreign Trade


Foreign Companies Are Bringing Jobs To America.
"'The debate about outsourcing is essentially about globalization,' said
Todd Malan, Executive Director of the Organization for International Investment.
'The media has focused on one facet of globalization: outsourcing. But the flip
side of "outsourcing" jobs abroad is "insourcing" jobs to
the U.S. from companies based abroad,' Malan stated." (Organization
For International Investment, "'Insourcing' American Jobs Lost In 'Outsourcing'
Debate," Press Release, 2/13/04)




  • In
    2001, 6.4 Million American Jobs Were Supported By Insourcing.
    "U.S.
    units of foreign companies employed 6.4 million so-called insourced jobs in
    2001, up from 5.1 million in 1996 and 4.9 million in 1991." (Bureau
    Of Economic Analysis Website, "Employment of Affiliates, State by Selected
    Country of UBO, 2001," www.bea.gov, Accessed 3/11/04; Joel Millman, "Foreign
    Firms Also Outsource -- To The U.S.," The Wall Street Journal, 2/23/04)




Kerry's
New Protectionism Hurts American Workers



Kerry Has Been Labeled A "Primary-Conversion Protectionist."
(William Safire, Op/Ed, "The Edwards Surprise," The
New York Times, 2/18/04)


Alan Greenspan Said Protectionism "Will Make Matters
Worse."
"'The protectionist cures being advanced to address
these hardships will make matters worse rather than better,' [Greenspan] said."
(Martin Crutsinger, "Greenspan Warns Against 'Protectionist
Cures' To Deal With U.S. Job Losses," The Associated Press, 2/20/04)




  • Protectionism
    Could Cause Americans To Lose Jobs.
    "Greenspan said that, 'protectionism
    will do little to create jobs and if foreigners retaliate, we will surely
    lose jobs.'" (Martin Crutsinger, "Greenspan Warns
    Against 'Protectionist Cures' To Deal With U.S. Job Losses," The Associated
    Press, 2/20/04)



  • Instead,
    Need To Help American Workers Develop Skills To Be Competitive.
    "'[W]orkers
    will need to be equipped with the skills to compete effectively for the new
    jobs that our economy will create,' Greenspan said." (Martin
    Crutsinger, "Greenspan Urges Care On Employment Issue," The Associated
    Press, 2/20/04)




Protectionism
Misleads U.S. Workers About "Real Options."
"This anti-trade
talk is dangerous nonsense, and the Democrats should be embarrassed by it. It
suggests to U.S. workers that there is an alternative to change and adaptation
... That's wrong, most of all because it misleads people about their real options."
(David Ignatius, Op/Ed, "Dishonest Trade Talk," The
Washington Post, 2/24/04)






Rhetoric


NARRATOR: "...get health care costs under control..."


The Facts




Kerry Has "Thin Record" On Health Care


"[Kerry] Has Not Played A Major Role In The Most
Significant Health Care Debates Of Recent Years ..."
(David
Nather, "Kerry's Complex Record And His Pursuit Of The Presidency,"
CQ Weekly, 4/24/03)


Kerry Was Lead Sponsor On Just 14 Health Care Bills
During His 19 Years In Senate.
(S.1112, Introduced 5/22/03;
S.2795, Introduced 7/25/02; S.1967, Introduced 2/26/02; S.1738, Introduced 11/28/01;
S.1304, Introduced 8/2/01; S.1303, Introduced 8/2/01; S.706, Introduced 4/5/01;
S.15, Introduced 11/20/02; S.2766, Introduced 6/22/00; S.2132, Introduced 3/1/00;
S.2033, Introduced 2/3/00; S.1718, Introduced 10/12/99; S.2186, Introduced 10/1/96;
S.1510, Introduced 7/21/87)


None Of Kerry's Health Care Bills Passed Senate As Introduced.
Several of Kerry's bills were incorporated into other legislation and passed
as amendments. The rest died in committee. (Thomas Website, http://thomas.loc.gov,
Accessed 1/31/04)


Kerry Skipped Votes, Opposed Medicare Law That Gives Seniors
Access To Affordable Prescriptions


Kerry Missed 36 Of 38 Votes On Medicare Reform And Prescription
Drug Benefit, Including Final Passage Of Bill.
(H.R.1,
CQ Vote #459: Prescription Drug Benefit - Conference Report, Passed 54-44: R
42-9; D 11-35; I 1-0, 11/25/03; S.1, CQ Vote #262: Prescription Drug Benefit
- Passage, Passed 76-21: R 40-10; D 35-11; I 1-0, 6/27/03; S.1, CQ Vote #261:
Prescription Drug Benefit - Means Test, Rejected 38-59: R 3-47; D 35-11; I 0-1,
6/26/03; S.1, CQ Vote #260: Prescription Drug Benefit - Alternative Plan, Rejected
21-75: R 20-29; D 1-45; I 0-1, 6/26/03; S.1, CQ Vote #259: Prescription Drug
Benefit - Retiree Fallback Plan, Rejected 42-54: R 0-49; D 42-4; I 0-1, 6/26/03;
S.1, CQ Vote #258: Prescription Drug Benefit - Medigap Policies, Rejected 43-55:
R 1-50; D 42-4; I 0-1, 6/26/03; S.1, CQ Vote #257: Prescription Drug Benefit
- Medicaid Coverage, Rejected 47-51: R 5-46; D 42-4; I 0-1, 6/26/03; S.1, CQ
Vote #256: Prescription Drug Benefit - Immigrant Coverage, Rejected 33-65: R
32-19; D 1-45; I 0-1, 6/26/03; S.1, CQ Vote #255: Prescription Drug Benefit
- Experimental Drug Coverage, Adopted 71-26: R 50-0; D 20-26; I 1-0, 6/26/03;
S.1, CQ Vote #254: Prescription Drug Benefit - Premium Reduction, Rejected 39-59:
R 0-51; D 39-7; I 0-1, 6/26/03; S.1, CQ Vote #253: Prescription Drug Benefit
- Additional Disease Treatment, Agreed To 57-41: R 51-0; D 5-41; I 1-0, 6/26/03;
S.1, CQ Vote #252: Prescription Drug Benefit - Alzheimer's Subsidy, Adopted
98-0: R 51-0; D 46-0; I 1-0, 6/26/03; CQ Vote #251: Prescription Drug Benefit
- Asset Test, Adopted 69-29: R 22-29; D 46-0; I 1-0, 6/26/03; S.1, CQ Vote #250:
Prescription Drug Benefit - Cancer Patient Coverage, Agreed To 54-44: R 51-0;
D 3-43; I 0-1, 6/26/03; S.1, CQ Vote #249: Prescription Drug Benefit - Cancer
Care, Adopted 97-1: R 50-1; D 46-0; I 1-0, 6/26/03; S.1, CQ Vote #248: Prescription
Drug Benefit - Drug Advertisements, Rejected 39-59: R 0-51; D 39-7; I 0-1, 6/26/03;
S.1, CQ Vote #247: Prescription Drug Benefit - Disability Services, Agreed To
50-48: R 48-3; D 2-44; I 0-1, 6/26/03; S.1, CQ Vote #246: Prescription Drug
Benefit - Cost-Effectiveness Studies, Rejected 43-52: R 0-48; D 43-3; I 0-1,
6/25/03; S.1, CQ Vote #245: Prescription Drug Benefit - Durbin Substitute, Rejected
39-56: R 0-48; D 39-7; I 0-1, 6/25/03; S.1, CQ Vote #244: Prescription Drug
Benefit - Premium Reduction, Rejected 39-56: R 0-49; D 39-6; I 0-1, 6/25/03;
S.1, CQ Vote #243: Prescription Drug Benefit - Drug Advertisements, Rejected
26-69: R 0-49; D 26-19; I 0-1, 6/25/03; S.1, CQ Vote #242: Prescription Drug
Benefit - Health Centers, Adopted 94-1: R 48-1; D 45-0; I 1-0, 6/25/03; S.1,
CQ Vote #241: Prescription Drug Benefit - Employer Compensation, Rejected 41-55:
R 0-50; D 41-4; I 0-1, 6/24/03; S.1, CQ Vote #240: Prescription Drug Benefit
- Drug Cost Coverage, Rejected 41-54: R 0-49; D 41-4; I 0-1, 6/24/03; S.1, CQ
Vote #239: Prescription Drug Benefit - Benefit Availability, Rejected 41-54:
R 1-48; D 40-5; I 0-1, 6/24/03; S.1, CQ Vote #238: Prescription Drug Benefit
- Two-Year Fallback Plan, Agreed To 51-45: R 48-2; D 2-43; I 1-0, 6/24/03; S.1,
CQ Vote #237: Prescription Drug Benefit - Congressional Coverage, Adopted 93-3:
R 50-0; D 42-3; I 1-0, 6/24/03; S.1, CQ Vote #236: Prescription Drug Benefit
- Cost Sharing Extension, Agreed To 54-42: R 50-0; D 3-42; I 1-0, 6/24/03; S.1,
CQ Vote #235: Prescription Drug Benefit - Canadian Price Equity, Agreed To 66-31:
R 51-0; D 14-31; I 1-0, 6/24/03; S.1, CQ Vote #234: Prescription Drug Benefit
- Open Enrollment Period, Agreed To 55-42: R 51-0; D 3-42; I 1-0, 6/24/03; S.1,
CQ Vote #233: Prescription Drug Benefit - Third-Party Coverage, Agreed To 52-43:
R 49-0; D 3-42; I 0-1, 6/24/03; S.1, CQ Vote #232: Prescription Drug Benefit
- Drug Importation, Adopted 62-28: R 21-25; D 40-3; I 1-06/20/03; S.1, CQ Vote
#230: Prescription Drug Benefit - Drug Patents, Adopted 94-1: R 50-1; D 43-0;
I 1-0, 6/19/03; S.1, CQ Vote #229: Prescription Drug Benefit - Premium Cap,
Rejected 39-56: R 0-51; D 39-4; I 0-1, 6/19/03; S.1, CQ Vote #228: Prescription
Drug Benefit - Drug Cost Disclosure, Adopted 95-0: R 51-0; D 43-0; I 1-0, 6/19/03;
S.1, CQ Vote #227: Prescription Drug Benefit - Benefit Within Medicare, Rejected
37-58: R 0-51; D 37-6; I 0-1, 6/18/03)


Kerry Joined Two Democrat Attempts To Kill Medicare
Bill.
(H.R.1, CQ Vote #457: Motion Agreed To 70-29:
R 47-3; D 22-26; I 1-0, 11/24/03, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R.1, CQ Vote #458: Motion
Agreed To 61-39: R 49-2; D 11-37; I 1-0, 11/24/03, Kerry Voted Nay)




  • Bipartisan
    Law Provides Significant Prescription Drug Savings For All 40 Million Seniors
    And Disabled In Medicare.
    "For the first time in Medicare's
    history, a prescription drug benefit will be offered to all 40 million seniors
    and disabled Americans in Medicare to help them afford the cost of their medicines.
    Beginning next year, seniors would save 10-25% off the cost of most medicines
    through a Medicare-approved drug discount card. ... Beginning in 2006, seniors
    without coverage would be able to join a Medicare-approved plan that would
    cut their yearly drug costs roughly in half, in exchange for a $35 monthly
    premium." (Fact Sheet, "The Bipartisan Medicare Agreement,"
    The White House, 11/17/03)




Kerry
Has Opposed Efforts To Help Americans Get Affordable Health Care



Kerry Voted 4 Times Against Health/Medical Savings Accounts.
(S.1028, CQ Vote #72: Adopted 52-46: R 5-46; D 47-0, 4/18/96,
Kerry Voted Yea; S.1344, CQ Vote #210: Passed 53-47: R 52-2; D 0-45; I 1-0,
7/15/99, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R.1, CQ Vote #457: Motion Agreed To 70-29: R 47-3;
D 22-26; I 1-0, 11/24/03, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R.1, CQ Vote #458: Motion Agreed
To 61-39: R 49-2; D 11-37; I 1-0, 11/24/03, Kerry Voted Nay)


Kerry Voted Against Tax Credits For Small Businesses
To Purchase Health Insurance.
(H. Con. Res. 83, CQ Vote
#83: Rejected 49-51: R 48-2; D 1-49, 4/5/01, Kerry Voted Nay)


Kerry Twice Voted Against Allowing Self-Employed Individuals
To Fully Deduct Cost Of Their Health Insurance On Their Federal Taxes.

(S. 1344, CQ Vote #202: Adopted 53-47: R 52-2; D 0-45; I 1-0,
7/13/99, Kerry Voted Nay; S.1344, CQ Vote #210: Passed 53-47: R 52-2; D 0-45;
I 1-0, 7/15/99, Kerry Voted Nay)


Kerry Twice Voted Against Bill Providing $10 Billion
Funding For State Medicaid Programs.
(H.R.2, CQ Vote
#196: Adopted 51-50: R 48-3; D 2-46; I 0-1, With Vice President Cheney Casting
A "Yea" Vote, 5/23/03, Kerry Voted Nay; H.R.2, CQ Vote #179: Passed
51-49: R 48-3; D 3-45; I 0-1, 5/15/03, Kerry Voted Nay)


After 1994 Elections, Kerry Criticized Democrats For
Pushing Health Care Reform




  • "Kerry
    ... Had Tough Words For Democratic House Leaders And Clinton, Saying Their
    'Agenda Slid Into Mono-Syllabic Health Care' Reform That Was Not Supported
    By Most Voters."
    (Andrea Estes, "'Rebel'
    Kerry Toed Line For The Party," Boston Herald, 12/1/94)



  • "[Kerry]
    Said Kennedy And Clinton's Insistence On Pushing Health Care Reform Was A
    Major Cause Of The Democratic Party's Problems At The Polls."

    (Joe Battenfeld, "Jenny Craig Hit With Sex Harassment Complaint - By
    Men," Boston Herald, 11/30/94)






 


Rhetoric




NARRATOR: "...and cut the deficit."


JOHN KERRY: "I'm John Kerry and I approved
this message because we need to do what's right for America's economy."


NARRATOR: "John Kerry. A new direction for
America."


The Facts




Kerry Claims He Cut Deficit In Half Even As He Increases Spending...


Kerry Claims He Can Cut Deficit In Half In First Four
Years.
"I will pledge to cut the deficit in half in my first four
years. But I will do it in a way that allows us to grow our economy, to invest
in jobs, education, health care, and do the things we need to do to raise the
quality of life in America." (CNN'S "Paula Zahn Now,"
2/2/04)


Kerry Says He's "Added Up" Numbers: Will Still
Be Able To Cut Deficit In Half Despite Numerous Campaign Promises.
TIM
RUSSERT: "How can you possibly cut the deficit in half when you listed
all the programs - health care, education - that you're for? It doesn't add
up." KERRY: "It does add up. It absolutely does add up, and I have
been very careful in doing this. I have gone to some of the best people who've
already been tested in this 'cause they did it with Bill Clinton. People like
Roger Altman and Gene Sperling and Alan Blinder and others are working with
me; Bob Reischauer, who was at OMB. We've crunched the numbers, and when you
get rid of the top end of the Bush tax cut and put back in some of the inheritance
tax, you get more money than I am spending." (NBC's "Meet
The Press," 8/31/03)


...But Kerry Budget Numbers Do Not Add Up


Washington Post: "Kerry's Spending, Tax Plans Fall
Short."
"Democratic presidential candidate John F. Kerry
repeatedly assures voters he can pay for his top domestic priorities and cut
the federal deficit, all by rolling back President Bush's tax cuts for top income
earners and shutting down corporate tax loopholes. But a review of his campaign
proposals shows that the Democratic front-runner is promising to spend at least
$165 billion more on new programs during his first term in office than he could
save with his tax plan, a mix of breaks for the middle class and increases for
corporations and the most affluent. The $165 billion figure does not include
the cost of several proposals Kerry has not fully detailed or backed with estimates."
(Jim VandeHei and Brian Faler, "Kerry's Spending, Tax Plans
Fall Short," The Washington Post, 2/29/04)



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